

But, I think I could be safe with a nice toffee. “ Professor Dumbledore: I was most unfortunate in my youth to come across a vomit-flavored one, and since then I’m afraid I’ve lost my liking for them. “ Professor Dumbledore: What happened down in the dungeon between you and Professor Quirrell is a complete secret. Ron: Kill us faster? Oh, now I can relax!” If you don’t, it’ll only kill you faster! This is devil’s snare! You have to relax. Hermione: And what, may I ask, do you plan to do if this comes up in the final exam? Hermione: All right, what are the three most crucial ingredients in a Forgetfulness Potion?
Pathetic! We’ve got final exams coming up soon. “ Hermione: Look at you playing with your cards. “ Ron: You’re a little scary sometimes, you know that? Brilliant… but scary.” No more questions, don’t ask anymore questions!” “ Hagrid: I lent him to Dumbledore to guard the…

Ron: She needs to sort out her priorities!” “ Hermione: Now if you two don’t mind, I’m going to bed before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed – or worse, expelled. I took a bludger to the head two minutes in. Oliver Wood: I, uh, I don’t really remember. I felt the same way before my first game. Someone will vanish occasionally, but they’ll turn up in a month or two!” Rough game, Quidditch.įred Weasley: Brutal, but no one’s died in years. George Weasley: Our job is to make sure that you don’t get bloodied up too bad. Ron: Fred and George are on the team, too. Professor McGonagall: Then perhaps a map? I trust you don’t need one to find your seats.” Perhaps it would be more useful if I were to transfigure Mr Potter and yourself into a pocket watch? That way, one of you might be on time. Professor McGonagall: Well, thank you for that assessment, Mr Weasley. Can you imagine the look on old McGonagall’s face if we were late? That was bloody brilliant! Hermione: “Nearly” headless? How can you be nearly headless? Nearly Headless Nick: I prefer Sir Nicholas, if you don’t mind. “ Ron: I know you! You’re Nearly Headless Nick! Molly Weasley: Oh, I’m sorry, George.įred Weasley: I’m only joking, I am Fred!” “ Molly Weasley: Fred, you next.įred Weasley: Honestly, woman. “ Dudley Dursley: Daddy’s gone mad hasn’t he?”

#Harry potter and the order of the phoenix movie quotes series#
We’ve taken the time to collate all the best funny lines from all the films (and books) here today, to give you the ultimate list of hilarious quotable moments from the Harry Potter series – whether you’re looking for the perfect saying to make a witty birthday card for your Potter-obsessed pal, or just want an iconic moment to make a new meme. While we have the Fantastic Beasts franchise to keep the magic alive, there’s really nothing like the original series, about boy wizard Harry, his friends and the battle against evil. Whether you’re a die-hard book only stan, a lover of the films who never read the books or a total Potterhead who embraces both mediums, there’s one universal truth – the Harry Potter series provides a LOT of laughs!Įven today, ten years since the final film release and fourteen since the final book release (whaaat?!) Harry Potter quotes remain a staple in pop culture.
